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Gives Demotivational Poster

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.



TAGS: when life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.21/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:13 am
If the brewery recommends doing that, don't buy that brand again. Go get something good.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:12 am
The only reason to squeeze citrus into beer is for the oil. It lays on top and stops the yeasty smell of poorly brewed beer.
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:48 pm
This violates man law #7: No fruit in beer.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:23 am
limes work much better


TAGS: life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.11/5

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TheGoat - September 19, 2010, 4:24 am
One of the nicest bits of Ph**oshop work I've seen in quite a while! 5L


TAGS: gives the best presents
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 27, 2012, 9:29 am

I remember this from MSNBC, great article.

Brain Molestation -

TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.

RED BULL - Be careful where you drink it.

TAGS: red bull gives you wings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
evrybody was kung-fu f5ghting - this kid is fast as l5ghtning - g55d stuff :)

Life -

TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L


TAGS: take all it gives you
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 10, 2012, 9:30 pm

DAMMIT PHYDEAUX - GIVE IT UP! You're never going to get this right and it's too late anyhow...

TAGS: phydeaux mever gives up and thats not always such a good thign
Rating: 4.58/5

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lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
here are my 5 Bounty hunters.

MOTHER NATURE - ~A Mother gives without asking for anything in return. A Mother provides without asking for sustenance. A Mother loves, only asking we love her in return.~

TAGS: mother nature gives everything nothing
Rating: 3.16/5

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autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 2:11 am
Motivational indeed. Not funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2011, 1:02 am
I feel motivated....why is that?......If I wanted to feel good about myself.....I'd call a h***er......1L for missing the point.

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS. - When god gives you lemons it's obviously his subtle way of telling you to make a lemon meringue pie.

TAGS: god gives lemon meringue pie
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:43 am

Cave johnson might like to see this poster submitted to Motitwist :)
Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:41 am

I'm gonna get my engineers to come up with a combustable lemon and then i'm gonna se it to burn Lifes house down
falloutghoul - March 25, 2013, 10:37 pm
I don't want your d*** lemons!


TAGS: is it the icewater in his veins that gives him the icicle
Rating: 4.42/5

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ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:09 am
Yep, I prefer chillin'. Nice Scorp.


Foreign Countries -

TAGS: water gives you hershy squirts
Rating: 5/5

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almarpa - September 18, 2016, 9:30 am
I think the same every time I´m going overseas. The best trip is coming back to my country.